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  1. Horny Hubby Turned Me Into C3 Po…But Was I The Droid He Was Looking For?


    ‘I can’t believe you’d never seen Star Wars before,’ my husband, Gary, 44, chuckled as the end credits for the popular sci-fi film rolled.

    We’d been married for a month and this was our second Saturday night date night as husband and wife, a tradition I hoped we’d keep up: takeaway, a bottle ...

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    Posted 4 days ago.



  • High Chaparral (Flash Fiction)


    I tried not to make eye contact but I knew as soon as I entered the lift. It was her. The infamous first girlfriend from way back when people used to call me pizza face for fun. She glanced at me in the full length mirrors of the doors. I looked away and acted as though I didn’t recognise her.
    ...

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    Posted 16 days ago.



  • Unnamed Script Act 1 Scene 3


    Act 1 Scene 3
    The scene opens in a modern apartment it’s scattered with pictures of Marcus and various others. One picture of Laura is in the center. Richelle walks in a tight dress and high heels. She places the picture face down. She is obviously much younger than Marcus.

    R: Darling, what ...

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    Posted 18 days ago.



  • Unnamed Script Act 1 Scene 2


    Act 1 Scene 2
    The bartender Tony is scrubbing the tables, the lights on him are a warm orange, Laura enters.
    (speaks very flamboyantly.)
    T: Laura! Good to see you! It’s been forEVER. I missed you! I’m assuming you’re getting the usual. I haven’t made an iced latte with three pumps of caramel i...

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    Posted 18 days ago.



  • Unnamed Script Act 1 Scene !


    Act 1 Scene 1

    Scene opens with an empty stage, spotlight on a desk, Laura sits behind her desk finishing up some paperwork. She has a grease stain on her forehead and has tools scattered all over the room. The lighting is icy blue to represent Laura’s isolation.

    Laura’s mother, Maria, ente...

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    Posted 18 days ago.



  • Danny And Bang Bang ( Part 8: Bang Bang Meets Hitler)


    MARY
    Oh Annie, you’re terrible.

    ANNIE
    It’s true. All men are only interested in one thing. My husband was no different.

    PAJO
    He doesn’t grunt so much now I’d say.

    MARY
    Pajo!

    PAJO
    What? She didn't even like him.

    MARY
    That’s still no way to talk about a dead man.

    PAJO
    Sure ...

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    Posted 28 days ago.



  • Stuck On Repeat (Part 6 )


    INT. CONVENTION CENTRE - DAY
    (We see Lance sitting at his table, arms crossed and frustrated looking. No one is coming anywhere near him. In the background we can see someone helping Brent Spiner pick up his table and set it up again. He turns to Kevin who smiles.)

    LANCE
    I’m not sure what ha...

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    Posted about 1 month ago.



  • Danny And Bang Bang ( Part 7: The Monopoly Game)


    Annie and Mary walk into the bar much to the delight of Bang-Bang

    BANG-BANG
    Annie, glad you could make it.

    ANNIE
    Bang-Bang. I was hoping I would see--

    MARY
    Have you been getting my husband drunk again Bang-Bang Doyle?

    BANG-BANG
    Not a bit of it. He’s been getting drunk all by himse...

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    Posted about 1 month ago.



  • New Student To The Industry. Looking For Advice!


    Hi All

    I am extremely new to this industry and looking for some hints and tips to assist me with making this an exciting career path.
    Looking for any tips on breaking into the industry from screenwriting, digital editing or possibly acting!

    Looking forward to hearing your feedback.

    Than...

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    Posted about 1 month ago.



  • Brendan In Paris


    I wake with a pain in my lower back. I try to turn over and stretch out but my wife has taken over the bed. The radio is on. For how long I do not know. A woman is talking about the time Brendan Behan spent in France and wrote his book the Borstal Boy. Or at least he began it there. A few years e...

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    Posted about 1 month ago.



  • Stuck On Repeat (Part 5: Marcus)


    INT. LARS KITCHEN - DAY
    (Lars standing at his stove stirring a giant pot. He turns to the camera.)

    LARS
    Last up was Markus. The poster boy of the group. His smouldering good looks could melt a chocolate bar from across the room. Before he appeared on the scene, the phrase heart throb had onl...

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    Posted about 2 months ago.



  • Flash Fiction Piece Karma


    KARMA



    Desperation hangs in the air, malignant and suffocating.

    Fritz sits at a small table covered with a faded red and white chequered tablecloth, its vibrancy well washed out long before the Nazi’s marched into their sleepy villa...

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    Posted about 2 months ago.



  • Danny And Bang Bang ( Part 6: The Pub)


    ACT 2
    SCENE1

    O’Shea’s pub. A small traditional looking Irish snug. Bottles of spirits and glasses adorn the wall behind the bar. The counter is small, with room for only a few to sit. Behind the counter is Kevin O’Shea the bars owner. Sitting out front are Danny and Bang-Bang. Danny with a c...

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    Posted about 2 months ago.



  • Danny And Bang Bang ( Part 5: Danny Puts On A Movie)


    After they have finished arguing about who really killed Marys husband. Danny suggests they put on a western.

    DANNY
    When you two are done arguing, can we throw on a movie or something?

    BANG-BANG
    Aye that’s a good idea.

    PAJO
    What is?

    BANG-BANG
    Do you fancy throwing on a movie?

    P...

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    Posted about 2 months ago.



  • Stuck On Repeat ( Part 4: Lance And Zach )


    INT. LARS STUDIO - DAY
    Lars sitting facing the computer swings around to face the camera.

    LARS
    Corey was easy to find, but the others took a little more ingenuity on my part. Lance for one, never really let go of his days in “Four More”. Desperately seeking the fame he once held, he sunk all...

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    Posted about 2 months ago.



  • "Knitemares" A New Webnovel Series


    Hey, everyone. I'm Sienna the creator of Knitemares, a free to read webnovel series on Tapas. See link below. I have already released two episodes and the series updates every Monday. Please take a look and let me know what you think. Any feedback you provide would be greatly appreciated 😁. Also,...

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    Posted about 2 months ago.



  • Morituri


    EXT. ORCHARD - DAY

    FADE IN:
    A tree stands in the middle of an apple orchard. Across from it, steadfast and grim, JOE is regarding the tree with
    something that might be approaching defiance.
    It is a one sided stand-off.

    JOE

    Yeah, this is the spot. I mean, this is... my spot.

    His fr...

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    Posted about 2 months ago.



  • Stuck On Repeat ( Part 3: We Meet Corey )


    INT. LARS STUDIO - DAY

    (We see Lars sitting in front of his monitors. He swings around excitedly to speak to the cameras.)

    LARS
    After I found Big Tom, I went in search of the oldest of the group, Corey.

    (We see a picture of young Corey with long flowing locks, leather jacket, generally ...

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    Posted about 2 months ago.



  • The Trees (A Novel In Progress) I Only Got 4 Pages Done So Far But Whats Planned Is A Horror Novel With Themes Of Abuse And Native American Mythology. Warning Also Contains Sexual Content.


    She wouldn’t take her eyes off the door; Allen's mother could walk in at any moment. “Don’t worry, nobody else is up right now.” Sasha began to unbutton her yellow shirt; but still she wasn’t fully convinced. She wanted to believe that nothing would go wrong this time. “We’ll hear her before sh...

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    Posted 2 months ago.



  • "Submission" Three Dysfunctional Siblings Pack Up Their Mother's Things After Her Funeral. Upon Opening A Box Labelled "Do Not Open", Everything They Know About Mother Is Thrown Into Question.


    The living room of MILDRED BENNETT, recently deceased. Boxes haphazardly cover most of the floor. A silver urn rests on the side table next to a dusty chesterfield. VERA stands in the center under a spotlight, straight-backed and in full corporate attire.

    VERA: As she moves on from this world ...

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    Posted 2 months ago.



  • Stuck On Repeat ( Part 2: We Meet Big Tom: No Not That One)


    INT. LARS KITCHEN - DAY

    (We see Lars Van Der Pump standing at his stove making breakfast, blonde beard and hair, pipe in mouth. He turns to the camera and smiles.)

    LARS
    Oh hi, I didn’t see you there. My name is Lars Van Der Pump. Documentary maker, Film Maker, Donkey breeder. Hey, have yo...

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    Posted 2 months ago.



  • Lord Of The Rings Samwise Gamgee Says Sorry For Crying All The Way Mordor


    We all have that friend, the one who’s not really up for the road trip but insists on coming along anyway. The one who moans all the way and keeps asking are we there yet. The one who opens a bag of teriyaki flavored beef jerky and stinks out the car.

    Frodo Baggins has such a friend and his na...

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    Posted 2 months ago.



  • Stuck On Repeat ( Part 1: Pre Credits )


    FADE IN

    INT. SITTING ROOM - DAY

    Sitting on a couch interview style are two brothers, mid forties, big hair, bandana’s. They look like throwbacks from an 80’s rock group. They are ageing rockers, The Jones Brothers

    JOHN TWO SHEDS JONES
    Yeah man, everyone remembers where they were the fi...

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    Posted 2 months ago.



  • Danny And Bang Bang ( Part 4: Someones At The Door )


    Pajo and Bang-Bang are still having their tea when someone knocks on the door.

    (Door knocks)

    PAJO
    Who’s that?

    BANG-BANG
    I don’t know. Sure I can’t see through the door.

    PAJO
    Might be Annie.

    BANG-BANG
    Do you think it might be?
    (Bang-Bang makes his way to the mirror to check hi...

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    Posted 2 months ago.



  • Posted A Shorter Version Of This Among Close Friends , Just To See If They Would Laugh , I Hope You Do Too (Or Maybe Not)


    THE BIG SCREEN

    My big brother Frannie took me to see ‘Herbie rides again’. He was told to do it by my parents, who probably wanted an hour to themselves. I was 9yrs old. The Estoria was a rundown forlorn place, but a great place and...

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    Posted 2 months ago.



  • Not A Writer But...


    Ok, not a writer but want to give it a bash. This little poem or whatever you could call it popped into my head when out walking one day.
    Here goes.

    Summoned almost, by the bells, I wandered into St Patricks Park.
    Here's a place that wont remind me of him.
    Too late.

    ...

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    Posted 2 months ago.



  • "Mysties" Teaser Sample Tv Pilot.


    TEASER.

    EXT. PUB, TOWN, IRELAND - NIGHT.

    Quiet. Pub lights shut off. Out stumbles a shadowy figure,
    heading down the street, not noticing the car parked outside.
    -

    INT. CAR, OUTSIDE PUB, TOWN - CONTINUOUS.

    SHARON BURKE (female, 56), at the wheel, phone in hand.

    SHARON BURKE: Thre...

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    Posted 2 months ago.



  • Hurricane Jack


    Short story-would love any feedback I can get. What’s good? What’s not? Did you enjoy it?

    It was a warm and humid summer day. The sun was coming close to setting as several people were arriving at Joe and Kevin’s house. The roommates share a small two bedroom house.

    Since it was Friday, ...

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    Posted 2 months ago.



  • A Two Man Job


    [All comments welcome.]

    Paud dragged the body by the legs through the woods. He huffed and puffed, despite all the time he’d spent on the treadmill, trying to pass the time until his release date.
    Jimmy was shag-all help. “Me hiatus hernia is actin’ up again. The doc tol’ me not ta lift a bi...

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    Posted 2 months ago.



  • Be Able


    Im working on a handwritten note.
    Please don’t ignore me, and critique away!
    ~goodzest

    Dear Who I Could Of Been,

    Happy 300th Birthday,

    I’ve been living in applications everyday.
    I’m told houses, built by humans will replace our robots.

    It’s hard to imagine life without...

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    Posted 2 months ago.



  • This Is A Standalone Flash Piece. I Think There Might Be Some Confusion As To Who Is Speaking? All Comments Welcome.


    Yer Wan
    -She wouldn’t wear out her tongue talking to you, Maggie, a gilly.
    -That she wouldn’t, Breda, love. A cute hoor.
    -Cute indeed. ‘Twould be a long time before she’d think of blackening her arse and going mad.
    -‘Twould surely. She wouldn’t be caught doing the donkey.
    -That she wouldn’t....

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    Posted 2 months ago.



  • Well He Didn't Want A Boring Job After University...


    Lafayette Park
    Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair. Well, that sounded good to me; what did our generation have? “Greed is Good”, “Lunch is for Wimps”, “Loadsamoney”. It hardly compared with “turn on tune in drop out”, did it?
    I’d always been convinced I was born in the wrong ...

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    Posted 2 months ago.



  • Danny And Bang Bang (Part 3: Pajo Comes Round For Tea )


    The front door knocks, Bang-Bang heads to the mirror and starts fixing his hair and straightening his clothes.

    DANNY
    Why are you getting yourself all proper just to open the door? Sure it’s probably just Pajo.

    BANG-BANG
    Might be Annie.

    DANNY
    You’re a fool for that woman. I’m telling y...

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    Posted 2 months ago.



  • What Does The Rapper Who Has It All Wear At The Award Ceremony?


    The Rapper’s New Bling

    There have been many arrogant and disagreeable figures in history. From Napoleon, to Genghis Khan, from Joseph Stalin to Piers Morgan, the human race has certainly produced its fair share of unpleasant people. However, few can have reached the levels of self-obsession a...

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    Posted 3 months ago.



  • I'm Working On My New Play Titled Beauty's Only Skin Deep. It's A Play About A Very


    I'm working on my new play titled Beauty's Only Skin Deep. It's a play about a very successful singing group from Cleveland Ohio. The singers are sister's. The lead singer of the group name is Beauty. During their tour at the Rock and roll Hall of Fame reveals devistating secrets and betrayals as...

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    Posted 3 months ago.



  • Wife Sees Husband Having Fun And Thinks, I Must Put A Stop To That


    Berta Beeswax came home today to find her husband and his friends sitting on the couch drinking beer and watching a movie. They appeared to her to be having fun and she thought to herself, “That's not on”. She decided it most important to put a stop to it immediately. “How can he just sit there a...

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    Posted 3 months ago.



  • #Blessed


    Blessed are those with few followers, for they shall one day be verified.
    Blessed are they who use the RIP hashtag, for they shall find comfort in it’s deeply personal connection.
    Blessed are those who use social media to look at other people’s stuff but never post any of their own, for one day...

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    Posted 3 months ago.



  • Danny And Bang Bang ( Part 2: Breakfast Time )


    Bang-Bang and Danny sit either side of the kitchen table. A boiled egg and toast in front of Bang-Bang, A cup of tea in front of Danny. Both men stare at Bang-Bang’s egg. Bang-Bang begins to crack the egg. Both men turn their faces away, as if bracing for explosion. The top comes off. Nothing hap...

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    Posted 3 months ago.



  • Danny And Bang Bang ( Part 1: The Missing Milk )


    Danny and Bang Bang have just risen from the bed after a long nights sleep and are on their way to the kitchen to have breakfast.

    DANNY
    By the way, there’s no milk left.

    BANG-BANG
    What happened the milk I bought yesterday?

    DANNY
    I gave it to the cat.

    BANG-BANG
    We don’t have a ...

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    Posted 3 months ago.



  • Wife Calls Husbands Name From Other Room Immediately Starting Unnecessary Row


    Passed down from mother to daughter through the generations, modern woman has the ability to call a man’s name from another room and immediately fill him with fear. His mind frantically scanning for what he could have done. For what could be in the other room that she needs him to see so urgently...

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    Posted 3 months ago.



  • Fat Lad Introduced To Love Island Immediately Enters Friend Zone


    Barry Bigtown entered the Love Island villa today with a kebab in one hand and bag of cans in the other. Told by show producers to go in there and break some hearts, so far, the only thing he’s broken is the toilet seat. Considering the super models and male body builders that usually appear on t...

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    Posted 3 months ago.



  • Jessica Fletcher No Longer Invited Around For Christmas Dinner By Family


    Best-selling author, English teacher and all round sweet old lady, Jessica Fletcher will be spending the holidays alone this year. There was a time when invites would come from high and low. Politicians, famous actors and socialites alike would swoon to have her attend one of their gatherings. Bu...

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    Posted 3 months ago.



  • Donald Trump Admits Hole In Right Abdomen


    International medical experts were in attendance at the White House Friday performing a battery of medical tests on Donald Trump. The US President had earlier revealed to his on-staff physician that he has a cavity in his right abdomen wall which had been left untreated for over 50 years.

    '...

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    Posted 3 months ago.



  • Women With No Children Unable To Perform Even The Most Basic Tasks According To Mother Of Two.


    Well known tofu muncher and all round enemy of fun Catriona Flowers was admitted to hospital early this morning heavily pregnant and ready to pop. For the previous nine months she had at every opportunity assured her friends, that unlike them, she would be having a natural birth. Yet mere seconds...

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    Posted 4 months ago.



  • Earth Mother Demands Every Drug In The Hospital Just Moments After First Contraction


    Well known tofu muncher and all round enemy of fun Catriona Flowers was admitted to hospital early this morning heavily pregnant and ready to pop. For the previous nine months she had at every opportunity assured her friends, that unlike them, she would be having a natural birth. Yet mere seconds...

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    Posted 4 months ago.



  • Recent College Graduate Yet To Receive Job Offer Despite Sending Out Four Resumes


    A recent college graduate is said to be left devastated after receiving not a single call back despite emailing his resume to four different companies. "When I left college, I thought I would walk into a job with a starting salary of at least 40k plus benefits" said Alex, 22.

    "I honestly thou...

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    Posted 4 months ago.



  • Woman Admits To Not Understanding Any Of The Motivational Quotes She Reposts On Facebook


    “I’m a lover not a fighter, but I'll fight for what I love,” and “Shoot for the moon. Even if you fail, you’ll land among the stars,” are just two of a vast range of inane gibberish that gets reposted daily by millennials in a vague attempt to sound more mature and interesting than they actually ...

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    Posted 4 months ago.



  • New Parents Shocked To Discover Nobody Wants To See Photos Of Their Children


    Doting parents Ted and Elaine awoke this morning to the realization that not one of their friends wanted to see photos of their kids and really couldn’t give a tuppenny fuck about the school play they were in the previous night.

    For years Ted and Elaine (mainly Elaine) have been posting photo...

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    Posted 4 months ago.



  • Knight From ‘Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade’ Admits He Made A Piss Poor Effort At Defending The Holy Grail.


    If you have ever seen ‘Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade’, you will remember Indiana fighting off the Nazis, a tank and some sword wielding Arabs on his way to the temple where the Holy Grail was housed. Forced then to pass three tests of skill, faith and strength, he arrives in the Grail room t...

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    Posted 4 months ago.