• Writer: Jack Gruber

  1. Women With No Children Unable To Perform Even The Most Basic Tasks According To Mother Of Two.


    Well known tofu muncher and all round enemy of fun Catriona Flowers was admitted to hospital early this morning heavily pregnant and ready to pop. For the previous nine months she had at every opportunity assured her friends, that unlike them, she would be having a natural birth. Yet mere seconds...

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    Posted 9 months ago.


  2. Earth Mother Demands Every Drug In The Hospital Just Moments After First Contraction


    Well known tofu muncher and all round enemy of fun Catriona Flowers was admitted to hospital early this morning heavily pregnant and ready to pop. For the previous nine months she had at every opportunity assured her friends, that unlike them, she would be having a natural birth. Yet mere seconds...

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    Posted 9 months ago.